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Banging My Head Off The Desk

I really love the look of this theme, really, I do. I have also received plenty of compliments and thumbs up for the new and improved image of my blog. These are both huge plusses. The major fault I saw with this theme was the presence of butterflies (I like them but I’m not a hardcore butterfly enthusiast, nor do I want to portray myself as the “butterfly type” cause I’m not) and the lack of glasses. After all, this is Lilac Colored Glasses, not Lilac/Brown Colored Butterflies. But I can live with the butterflies. They’re pretty and understated and not too girly, so they are certainly tolerable.

What I cannot deal with is the limitation of my sidebar. I’ve been wanting two side bars, one on the left and one on the right, but I have yet to find any template that I like with this feature. Also, the one sidebar I do have is fixed and entirely too narrow. I can’t even tell you how CB and I have had to fiddle and resize almost everything I try to put in there. Also notice how the longer lines of text tend to trickle off and into the cell padding. We haven’t found any way to fiddle with the coding that will allow for more room in the bloody sidebar and it’s pissing me off. Today, for instance, I decided I’d do the whole twitter thing, because while I’m not trendy enough to start something when it’s brand new (besides listening to up and coming musicians occasionally) I am prone to picking up on it within a couple years of it’s popularity boom. Better late than never is apparently my motto when it comes to technology.

So I made a little flash widget and put it in my sidebar, only it was too big (like friggin everything else I try to put in there) and there was no option to adjust the size, so I put the non-prettiful, non-flashy widget there instead and it still hags off into the padding. Fucker.

Also, you may note that my library thing is gone as well. Why? because I got tired of a library thing that was wider than my sidebar and when I tried to restylize the widget there was no width narrow enough to accomodate my anorexic sidebar. I’m ready to set up a “Please Feed My Sidebar” donation button. Please send your homecooked pixels to this address so my sidebar doesn’t fade away entirely people!

But really, I kid. I have issues with bloggers that ask for donations to things that aren’t globally recognized crises. Doesn’t mean I won’t read you if you have a donate button, just means I won’t ask for those kind of donations from any of my readers. But all that aside, I’ve started looking into purchasing a custom blog design but they’re expensive and CB asserts that he could design a functioning blog template over a weekend. I don’t quite believe him, to be honest, nor will he have the oppurtunity to prove himself, as he has a lot of work for his job and his class will start soon so that means less time to work at home where he can occasionally hover over my blog administrations and tweak my mistakes.

What is the point of this post? I’m really not sure. I guess I’d like some input. When I check my statistics I usually see about 30 hits per day and of those 30 I’ll assume 20 are people who I gratefully call my following. So here it is, oh gracious and supportive following, my dilemma for the day (week actually, or even two weeks): what the heck should I/can I do about this blog’s design?

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  1. February 17th, 2008 at 14:27 | #1

    email me at cablegirl42 at gmail dot com.

  2. February 17th, 2008 at 16:49 | #2

    you should email cablegirl42 at gmail dot com. :P

    seriously i don’t have any helpful suggestions, i like your look.

    oh, and by the way, i just one-upped you at emma’s site. just because it’s sunday. and i’m between jobs. this weekend. so i’m being silly. no harm, no foul.

  3. February 17th, 2008 at 16:58 | #3

    oh AND you confused “the holster” (my february cookie) with “the hollydolly” (leendaluu’s cookie).

    but i still like you. :)

  4. Jenn
    February 17th, 2008 at 17:22 | #4

    email what you want the look to be. I have several HTML layouts and I can do it into this color theme but no butterflies. I can do specs. I will make up a sample and email it over.

  5. February 17th, 2008 at 18:05 | #5

    I feel like I haven’t visited for ever. Okay…wait..the blog. i like it. But a cute pair of glasses in the corner would be cute. And you said something about side bars and then you lost me. You visit bars on the side? Side of what? They give you drinks for donations?

    Hehe. I don’t know anything about templates.

  6. February 17th, 2008 at 18:36 | #6

    I’m a template idiot. Seriously. It’s embarrassing to me exactly how template inept I am, so unfortunately, I cannot help you, but email cablegirl because her blog always looks lovely.

    Also re: that thing you said on my blog yesterday (I couldn’t find your email address anywhere in my meanderings). Where you are is where I want to be.

  7. February 17th, 2008 at 22:52 | #7

    I read posts like this and get hives. I’d really like to change my template but it terrifies me, lol.

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